Dear Santa,
I'm also a ten month old baby who writes because her mother has told people to buy gifts that I simply do not want. So I thought I'd send you a last minute wish list. She has asked for books (er hello I can't read yet), stacking cups (I only like knocking things down, not building them) and wooden toys (we have too much plastic apparently).
Here is my real list Santa. It's pretty similar to that other ten month old, but with a few tweaks. And please don't fob me off with any fakes Santa, I've got teeth and I know how to use them....
Yours lovingly,
G
1) Keys. Mums keys or dads keys, I don't mind, or even grandads keys! They must be metal, and preferably have a variety of shapes. I also like the plastic car key fob that has buttons to open the doors remotely. If I slobber on them enough they may stop working, or so mother says. And don't even bother with those plastic imitations, my mums already tried that.
2) A mug or glass, preferably with leftover tea or juice in it. My mum has learnt that I will crawl just about anywhere to reach one of those, only for her to cruelly remove it at the last minute. So I try to catch her unawares. I prefer there to be liquid left in there, and of the sweet tasting variety, which I especially love to tip over the carpet. This makes daddy particularly mad as he's obsessed with this pink stuff called vanish. Oo come to think of it I'd like a tall pink vanish canister too!
3) Any part of the dog. I particularly enjoy his feet and his tail, though his ears are a tad softer on the days that my teeth are playing me up. Mum and dad shout at me whenever I try to suck chew or bite Winston, but he doesn't seem to mind.
4) Dog toys. My particular favourites are tennis balls and rubber treat toys. These make amazing teethers. Mum literally jumps out of her skin to take these from me, though she keeps on telling people that baby's who grow up in a household with a Winston will get better immunity. I think that's code for more fun.
5) Mums phone. It has pretty lights and plays sounds. I've also learnt to accept new friend requests on FB for mummy, so hi if you're new to mummy's page! Daddy says her phone is glued to mummy's hand. Is that a good thing? I want it to be glued to mine please thank you.
6) Glasses. Mummy's or daddy's I don't mind. I especially love to lick them and put my grubby paws on them.
7) Dirty nappies, preferably inside a sweet smelling nappy sack. These make a lovely crinkly sound, and perhaps make mummy go the maddest of all when I head towards them.
This is all Santa. Much love xx
Merry Christmas!
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